Something borrowed...

I was/am dating this awesome guy. He's sweet, funny, cute, and chivalrous. Our dates have lasted for hours full of fun and laughter. He is truly a great guy.

BUT he is locationally (not a real word) challenged - this Jersey Boy. To make matters worse, I tend to be unavailable due to occupational & social obligations.

Things have faded between us and the truth of the matter is that I just know he's not "THE ONE", even with all the good stuff he has going for him.

However, I've recently decided that my friend, Coffee Talk, would fit perfectly with him AND so I want to set them up.

If he has feelings for me, this will probably come off as an insult or let down to him.

Am I crazy?

Text Tease

I had too much to drink. I send text messages to guys.
When they write back, I don't reply.

Then they start calling (surely hoping it's a booty call/text) and I don't answer the phone.

I don't know why I do it!

What's in a Name???

My name - The Nude Prude - should say it all.

Here's the reason behind it...

I meet a guy that I'm interested in. This means he's attractive, witty, tall, and/or I'm drunk.

We flirt excessively. One thing leads to another and I wind up going back to his place.

We're kissing, we get naked, and then when he goes in for the kill, I back away.

This leads to one of three things:
a) I bolt out of the place like my life depends on it
b) We continue making out, he tries to go for it again unsuccessfully, and then I do the mad dash out
c) I wake up next to him in the morning, don't know where my clothes are, grab anything I could find to wear (which may or may not include undergarments) and escape before he wakes up (avoiding the awkward morning thing)

Maybe the real question should be - do I remember his name?

In collaboration with Don't Date Him New York, comes the confessional blog Don't Date Me New York... stay tuned.